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ON A SCALE OF 1-10, WITH 10 BEING "ABSOLUTELY," HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR PHOTOGRAPHER?

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Dear Carrie,
I'm sending you this owl to inquire with you to be our wedding photographer on  ________________________________ at _____________________________________________________. You seem like a Keeper to me, but since muggles can't send owls to the wizarding world, it would be best if you used _________________________________________or _______________________ to contact me instead. On a scale of 1-10, 10 meaning I'm deadly Sirius about booking you, I love you and your photography a/an __________. I love _____________________________________ so much, I can't bite my parseltongue when talking about it. I know granger things have happened, but I have to tell you about _____________________________________________________. I would have Neville thought that's all I had to tell you, but I may add more on below.
Thanks, __________________________________________________, ___________________________________________________
P.S. Sirius Black is literally my homedog. I hope there's nothing Ron with that.
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Dear Carrie,
Your photography is precious to me, so I'd like to inquire with you to be our photographer on _________________________________ at ________________________________________. Mail can't simply be delivered in Middle-Earth so I'd be Galadriel if you contacted me at ______________________________________ or ____________________________ instead. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the equivalent of how precious the ring is to Gollum, I love you and your photography a/an __________. I don't mean to be Orcward, but I'm a total nerd about ___________________________________________________. I also thought Shire-ly you should know about ______________________________________________________________. I think that's about it Mordor-less, but I may add on more information below. Thanks!
_______________________________________________ of the ______________________________________________________
PS: I bumped into a wizard the other day and said, "Saruman, I didn't see you there!"
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